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Nothing new to add but a joke

Nothing new to add but a joke I found on the web.


An Indian goes to a brothel and knocks on the door. When the madam
answers the door he says, 'Me want woman."
The madam looks at him a little funny and says, You want woman, huh?"
The Indian says, "Me got money. Me want woman."
The madam asks, "Have you got experience?"
"Experience?" the Indian asks back.
"Yeah, like, have you ever been with a woman before?" she answers.
The Indian says, "No...but me got money. Me want woman."
The madam says, "Look, Tonto...go out in the woods and practice with the
knotholes in the trees. When you know what you're doing, come back and see
me."
The Indian goes into the woods and starts practising on all the trees he
can find with a knothole. A week later, the Indian is back at the
brothel knocking on the door. The madam opens the door and the Indian
says, "Me want woman, me got money, me got experience."
So the madam sends him upstairs with one of her girls. Once in the room,
the girl removes all her clothes and he tells her to bend over. She does
and he whacks her on the ass with a 2x4.
She snaps straight up and yells, "What the hell are you doing!?!?!"
The Indian replies, "Me check for bees.".....

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